Deep Fried Kitty Oysters

Deep Fried Kitty Oysters
Serves 4
A delicious way to prepare your cat's bits!
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Prep Time
20 min
Cook Time
10 min
Total Time
30 min
Prep Time
20 min
Cook Time
10 min
Total Time
30 min
Ingredients
  1. 1 pair kitty's testicles
  2. 1 cup panko crumbs
  3. 1 egg, lightly beaten
  4. 1 teaspoon mustard
  5. Salt and pepper to taste
  6. Lemon juice to garnish
  7. 1 quart oil, for frying
Instructions
  1. Cut the testicles int 1/3 inch slices, removing the membrane from each slice after it's cut. Set aside.
  2. Combine the egg with the mustard in a small bowl. Have the panko crumbs ready for dipping on the side.
  3. Heat the oil in a wok to 350°F.
  4. Dip each slice of testicles in the egg, then dip into the panko crumbs. Slip into the oil and fry from 1 to 2 minutes, until golden brown. Remove from the oil and place on a rack. Serve immediately, with lemon to garnish.
Notes
  1. Variation: For pan-fried testicles, place a heavy skillet over medium-high heat. Add approximately 3 tablespoons of oil to the pan. Coat the testicles in the egg and crumb coating and place into the pan. Pan-fry on one side for 2 minutes, taking care not to touch the disturb the coating on the testicle. Flip and pan-fry on the other side for 2 minutes. Serve immediately; garnish with lemon.
Adapted from The Nasty Bits: Testicles, Grilled and Fried
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